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"Congress passed the Wall Street bailout bill Friday, transferring seven hundred billion dollars in bad mortgage debt to taxpayers. The banks are giddy. After the bill passed, one congressman inserted his bank card into the ATM machine and it moaned."
Comedian
Argus Hamilton
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Argus Hamilton's humor column, now
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Wall Street Journal and Time magazine.
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